The third fella we are going to refer to as J. J was 30, bald, with a big happy baby face and a successful career in television. He was empathetic and kind: all green flags for Ritalin Girl.

The two met on Hinge and J’s opening line was “What’s your favourite dinosaur?”. Ritalin Girl responded with her limited knowledge on dinosaurs: “A Tyrannosaurus”. And the conversation flowed from there.

J and Ritalin Girl went on a total of three dates. On the second date J brought her a rose along to dinner as a nice romantic touch which she thought was totally adorable.

On the third date Ritalin Girl paid him back with homemade Nigella Lawson biscuits. They were kissing and she realised things weren’t feeling right. There wasn’t that spark or chemistry between them. She felt like she was kissing a giant life-size baby. Not sexy.

Ritalin Girl and baby face needless to say didn’t make it to a fourth date.

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